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n00bs Guide To NG n00bs Guide To NG

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Dude...

Dont write a newbie guide to Newgrounds if you dont know what you're talking about. First of all:

l337 - l337, which it is popularly beleived originated from Counter Strike, is short-hand for ELITE. Also used by idiots who think they are hackers (and by some gamers) who think that using 'l337 speak' shows that you must know what you're doing and hence not a newbie. l337 speak means that instead of using letters for writing you use numbers or symbols to form those letters. All those other words you have there are examples of l337 speak, even though some of them could use more numbers or symbols to replace letters. The bottom line is that anyone who actually uses this is completely fuckin lame.

w00t - w00t, which probably also came from counterstrike along with all the other l337 speak slang, is like a celebratory whoop. You'd do it when you just kicked everyone's ass in a round, and it woudl usually be accompanied by other bs l337 things. eg. "w00000t!!!1 1 JU57 R0X0R3D Y0U2 B0X02Z!!!1" Or something moronic like that. (Translation: woot i just roxored your boxorz). Roxored your Boxorz is the gayest most pathetic term I've ever come accross ever. You can guess what it means, although you'd probably get it wrong.



The 3rd Death Star The 3rd Death Star

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Nice game but

You need to make more levels, so when you get to a certain point you can enter the trench etc. Love the Xwing graphics btw :D And it needs health aswell.



Kick Bin Laden Kick Bin Laden

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Cool!

Fun and funny. Good job!



TSUNAMI  lev. 1 TSUNAMI lev. 1

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Not as good as it's cracked up to be

You can only shoot him in the head or chest, the same enemies every time, the 3d sometimes looks weird. Ok tho, nice lens flare and the death is fairly cool. Doesnt really need much actionscripting they are really just buttons. It's ok tho.



**Shoot The Bluies** **Shoot The Bluies**

Rated 3 / 5 stars

That kinda sucked

I am making a better shooting game at the moment. Add sound effects and better graphics.



African Detroit Cop African Detroit Cop

Rated 5 / 5 stars

DUDE THIS HAS EVERYTHING!

OMG SERIOUSLY THAT DANCING IS COOL!! HAHAHAHA!! THIS GAME RULES!!



you pick portal music v.1 you pick portal music v.1

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Cool!

Tune #1 is the best



Wrath Wrath

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

BWAHAHAHAHA!!

Great Work. Simple yet lots of fun. Next time add sound tho, and a few more things to destroy. That is cool!



Jessica Alba Bubble Bath! Jessica Alba Bubble Bath!

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Hahahaha!

RUBBER DUCKY, YOU'RE THE ONE!! And godamn Jessica Alba is hot, and finally someone made this. Good work.



Mini Putt Mini Putt

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

That was fun!

Hey cool!