Score: 10

"Loved it"

submission: Swearbear ruins X-mas

date: February 3, 2003

You read my mind with the "Insensitive republican dick licker" line, I'm sick of stupid fucks who think that going to war with Iraq is a good idea. Its like "Hey! YOU DIDNT DO ANYTHING! NOW WE'RE GOING TO DESTROY YOUR COUNTRY, KILL YOUR INNOCENT POPULATION AND STEAL YOUR OIL! HOORAYS FOR DEMOCRACY AND HOORAYS FOR THE GREAT KINDLY NATION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!"... Oh and you know what else pisses me off? All this bs over 7 astronaughts who died, I mean honestly why should I care more about them then the 14 auzzies that died yesterday in a train wreck? BECAUSE THEY'RE AMERICAN AND HENCE MORE IMPORTANT... Stupid fucking backwards ass country. And dont get me started on your national sport, wtf were you thinking inventing that crappy bitchy version of Rugby, and then hosting a world series in a sport that no other country plays... Dickheads...

Score: 4

"Dude..."

submission: n00bs Guide To NG

date: December 10, 2002

Dont write a newbie guide to Newgrounds if you dont know what you're talking about. First of all:

l337 - l337, which it is popularly beleived originated from Counter Strike, is short-hand for ELITE. Also used by idiots who think they are hackers (and by some gamers) who think that using 'l337 speak' shows that you must know what you're doing and hence not a newbie. l337 speak means that instead of using letters for writing you use numbers or symbols to form those letters. All those other words you have there are examples of l337 speak, even though some of them could use more numbers or symbols to replace letters. The bottom line is that anyone who actually uses this is completely fuckin lame.

w00t - w00t, which probably also came from counterstrike along with all the other l337 speak slang, is like a celebratory whoop. You'd do it when you just kicked everyone's ass in a round, and it woudl usually be accompanied by other bs l337 things. eg. "w00000t!!!1 1 JU57 R0X0R3D Y0U2 B0X02Z!!!1" Or something moronic like that. (Translation: woot i just roxored your boxorz). Roxored your Boxorz is the gayest most pathetic term I've ever come accross ever. You can guess what it means, although you'd probably get it wrong.

Score: 7

"Hehehe"

submission: Cheef and Stokey

date: December 10, 2002

Hahaha.. That cat was hillarious :D

Score: 9

"Brilliant"

submission: Overprotective

date: December 9, 2002

I know the amount of work that goes into a production like this, and I'm really impressed. However it might be better if you found a way of introducing the back story through the animation, as you see in films. The average joe isnt going to want to sit through about 5 minutes of text at the start of a movie that has already taken 3.5 megs of download time. Otherwise, great job :) Keep it up buddy

Score: 7

"Cool but"

submission: 10 seconds

date: December 8, 2002

Next time, no sticks. Theres no real need to make 22 fps, 12 is suffice usually, as while 22 frames does have an advantage of being incredibly smooth its not much more smooth than 12, but it takes about 10 times longer to make. And next time use some camera angles.

Score: 10

"Oh thats classic :D"

submission: Flash Pet Peeves: #1

date: December 7, 2002

Hahaha! That feature if a fucking pain huh? I command you to make more! More I tell you! Flash DOES have alot of quirks that piss people off. If you REALLY want to be pissed off, go and download Flash MX and try usign that... Damn MX sucks balls...

Score: 10

"I gotta give you 10 for this..."

submission: Super Console Wars Part 2

date: December 6, 2002

You deserve a 10 for the kickass, high quality and downright good nature of the flash, but I have a major beef. WHERES FREAKIN PLAYSTATION 2?? You cant just deny that it exists because it's kicking every other console's ass. The next console wars MUST have Playstation 2 as a majoy ship and it must be kicking ass! YEAH PS2!!! /fanboy

Anyway loved the flash, very well done.

Score: 10

"Well Done"

submission: Ultimate clay fight

date: November 14, 2002

It really pains me when I see something like this, which obviously too a LONG time to make with a huge amount of effort and style, not getting at least daily feature, and some crap 3 second stick-skating flash getting on the top 50. Ahh! I HATE YOU NEWGROUNDS USERS! BURN IN HELL! Im sure if you'd included a skateboard and a stick figure this would be number 1 on the top 50... Stupid NG...

Score: 8

"Nice game but"

submission: The 3rd Death Star

date: November 12, 2002

You need to make more levels, so when you get to a certain point you can enter the trench etc. Love the Xwing graphics btw :D And it needs health aswell.

Score: 10

"Holy crap"

submission: Tribute To Animators

date: November 8, 2002

Someone finally made a Flash about what I've been thinking since I started making Flash. Quite a few time I've made a Flash that I thought would at least get on the daily feature, but no, the daily feature is some terrible movie which is created exclusively with shape tweens... Oh man I hate Newgrounds... Good job on the movie though! LOVED the black guy.